Hemorrhoids - 痔
A co-worker sent me this picture, she was laughing her ass off. At first glance, it seems like a kid with a supercool sweater with a Japanese character. The problem is that the character 痔 means “hemorrhoid” in Japanese. Probably the designer confused the character 侍, which means “samurai” and is pronounced “ji”, with the character 痔 that means “hemorrhoid” and is also pronounced “ji”… Both characters are graphically very similar but the meaning is totally different!! Poor kid… although probably he is very happy without knowing what the character means
The same thing is even worse when people decide to have tattoos of Chinese or Japanese characters; my advice is: Don’t do it… unless you know a native! For example, a soldier in the last cover of TIME magazine has a tattoo written in Japanese in his right shoulder. Most likely he wanted to tattoo himself something like “I am a crazy boy!” but when translating, the tattoo artist wrote “気違い” which in Japanese has a VERY pejorative meaning. It could be translated as “I am a lunatic”. The poor guy is being object of many jokes in many online forums in Japan.
Be careful when you buy a t-shirt with things that are not written in your language, and be even more careful with tattoos!
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We Fly Spitfires
15 October, 2009
I have the Kanji for “wisdom” tatooed onto my arm and was very fortunate that it’s actually accurate (as my now Japanese wife can testify too). Of course I got it many years ago when I was 19 and took a big risk…
nihonjon
15 October, 2009
While tattoos are quite a bit more rare here in Japan, it’s funny when you bad English tattoos…
Akky
15 October, 2009
Hilarious “Ji”!
CS
15 October, 2009
Hmm.. I’m a lunatic.. isn’t so bad… englsh wise it’s swappable with crazy.
Calvin Chou
16 October, 2009
When I was younger I was asked what an asian character on a running shoe meant, I guess being chinese I would know. I replied “It says you are stupid for buying these shoes” They said Really? People are so gullible.
Lex Van
13 November, 2009
I once saw a tattoo pattern book with Japanese sentences and discovered things like “Irashaimase” (do you want that on your butt ???) or something which meant “I’m sorry, but this hotel is full”